Last time you ate out for breakfast, did your menu have free-range eggs, fair trade coffee, and organic milk on it? What about the bacon â€“ was it free range? Probably not.
In fact, 70% of pork smallgoods in this country are made from frozen imported pork from pigs grown in even worse conditions overseas.
On the very minor chance that the menu said â€˜free rangeâ€™, did you ask where from? Because of course we all know a lot of â€˜bred free rangeâ€™ bacon is sold as free range, so itâ€™s worth knowing the difference and which farms are which.
Iâ€™m not going to name names of cafes, providores, butchers and indeed producers who may be misleading you or failing to provide free-range bacon. You can work out who they are for yourself â€“ just ask. Ask every time you buy pork, every time you eat out. Only if you keep asking (and saying no to everything except pork from pigs grown out on the paddocks) will things change.
Hereâ€™s a list of genuine free-range pig farmers around Australia to help you decode the answer.
But just what is it with the hypocrisy of â€˜free-range eggs & baconâ€™ â€“ that is, free-range eggs served with sad bacon â€“ and our general willingness to accept it?
While coffee is the new black â€“ one restaurateur was quoted saying, â€œWhile theyâ€™re at it, weâ€™d love to know where the beans are from and where they were roasted. Heck, we even want to know who roasted them!â€ I want to know â€“ what about the bacon?
On wine, I read: â€œThe wine list is motivated by the notion of terroir and regionality â€“ the idea that a wine can reflect, not only the grape variety and winemaker, but the soil and site from which itâ€™s grown and nurtured. In the same manner a dish may transport you to a specific place, a wine with terroir can carry you to a far away vineyard.â€
So what about the pigs? If theyâ€™re raised in sheds, I guess there is no terroir, and in sheds theyâ€™re all roughly the same breed (mostly Landrace, aka â€˜pink pigsâ€™), so no breed variety to taste there. And you wonâ€™t usually find intensive growers standing up and telling you all about their pigs â€“ this is not an industry that favours publicity.
To be honest, Iâ€™m over it. If Iâ€™m eating out, I ask about the provenance of the pigs. If they canâ€™t tell me, I donâ€™t eat pork.
If you feel like you just canâ€™t make it without bacon that morning, substitute feta.
Iâ€™m really glad that free-range eggs are so prevalent, but until free-range bacon is in all the cafes, I prefer my breakfast at home, thanks.